Thursday, April 05, 2007

Whats ur weird story for today?

Honk... Honk....


"Excuuuuse meeee......!!!" "Excuuuuse meeee......!!!" "Excuuuuse meeee......!!!" giggle...giggle....giggle.....

(me?)..... turning back to see a car full of hot white american chicks......

the car drives by closer to the footpath i have already frozen on..... ears getting hotter.... fiddling with the keys in the pocket into which the hands automatically sunk into....panic..... tension....excitement...

"Err.... this might sound really weird..... but we have a question..."

GULP...... so this is it... they r gonna ask some directions.....? gonna mess this up..... stutter... stammer.... fake accents.....hope the question has a single word answer.....

"So which religion do you belong to?"

!!!!! now, I have racist.... communal... white american chicks to answer to .....???

".............hindu......"

"Scuse me.... what?"

"......hrrr.... koff.... Hindu"

"
AAh... cool..... thanks.....we just turned in a class report on that" " You have a great day...."

Car drives away.........

!!!!....... weird? so i thought too......



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